Hi, I’m Dani. I want to be happy. And I’m happy when I’m doing art! Now I know what you’re thinking: “Dani, that’s pure madness. People are only happy when I give them my money. You can only be happy with money.” You’re wrong. The studies are in: what actually makes you happy is owning art, especially art that was made just for you by Dani Saiz! Let me help you help me help you by giving me money (which, as we know, is the only way to be happy) and in exchange I will give you commissioned art (which, as we know, is the only way to be happy).

Maybe you’re confused. Let me clarify some things:

  • I don’t do hentai
  • I will do hentai if you ask really nicely
  • That was a joke, I don’t actually do hentai
  • Only because I’m not Japanese and don’t support cultural appropriation though
  • I will try hentai